Archamedis.NET - The Code Strikes Back!
If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.

Merging Branches Soon

Merging PHP code bases is fun. Git is fun. 

Let me stop lying before I get a taste for it. This shit is not fun... its a tool to be used.

Sounds like a setup to a fucked up techie bar joke but fuck it:  There was a laptop and 2 desktops that started going at in in a bar. One desktop who thought it was the "main" desktop started complaining every time it had to do a pull request."Why do I always have to pull when yall usually push? The other desktop who thought it was boss hog from dukes of hazard said: "Dang namit! WT@?!?@?!@? Can't yall just pull down from me instead of some @?!?#@#!? server ?". The laptop thought it was the next best thing to sliced bread and just thought "at least I get out of the local domain... b#@!h". Meanwhile, the server was just cool and casual... sitting at the bar and taking in new sites and finally said: "If yall mofo's would push properly, I wouldnt have to keep track of all the drunken, stoned, WTF changes yall making. Desktop 1: why 6 commits in the course of a minute? How high was your user? Desktop 2: you did more pull requests than any other user... drunk much? Laptop: I think your browser is mis-configured to commit your porn downloads into the code base... STOP DOING E!".